It happened all on the night of 9th June 2009. Prowling across Gtalk, I came upon a tired guy (who was running around the whole day)-Abhi. I took pity on him and didn't release my vicious content of chatting. He referred me a site - Omegle, which I had read in a post by a r-pill eating (r=red) guy which lets oneself to chat with random people, strangers, anonymously.


I felt myself being in hyperdrive mode after all those mud slinging chats with Virus and Naren Darey and Omegle must have had a hard time thinking what hit them on that night causing a rapid decline of users :D



I was cautious at first while using this chat site, so my first chat with a stranger went like this (You is the author in hyperdrive mode). Word meanings of seemingly recognizable can be found here ;)

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: i like baraka obama
Stranger: and you like madona ?
You: na I hate her
You: :D
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i dont have opinnion
Stranger: i just think that she is a whore
Stranger: are you a girl with webcam nice boobs ?
You: she has gone nuts
You: I am not a girl with no webcam and surprisingly I dont have boobs too
You: :D
Stranger: you suck men
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apparently it was my first time dealing with PERVERTS :D so the devil choose to takeover me and I decided to bring down all the strangers to press the panic button (switch-off in the CPU)


I was just learning the nuances of this new trend of devilish chatting, and the 2nd stranger that I got to chat with seemed to be much more a bored soul than me,

Stranger: hi
You: Apparenlty ur talking to the same person here again
You: u didnt get someone else
You: or is it a coincidence?
Stranger: um
You: try explain that?
Stranger: i dont want to get some, do u?
You: nah
Stranger: just have some conversations n kill time
You: when time is there to kill.....and after that will there be any existence of time?


I couldn't continue longer as my stupid wirefree internet connection through Reliance Netconnect slowed down and I had to restart it (I am not advertising for Reliance as Mr. Naren may think because of some reasons known to him alone and may be to a certain extent Virus also). Thus ended my chat with Stranger 2, rather abruptly.


I didn't lose heart as my mind was pumping and swelling with those extra glucose in the blood feeding my grey cells making it go wild. There was always Stranger 3

You: hey we meet again
Stranger: hello
You: Apparently i got u by the ip address
Stranger: meet again??
You: there is a slight glitch in the technical data of omegle
Stranger: o really??
You: that makes one find one anodr using the ip address entered on the source pgm tat has to be run on the same browser as the omegle chat window
You: u like to use that or should i try to connect you with some of your friends there?

A whole 340 seconds ticked away


Stranger: but it is the first time i use this thingy, a fd of mine jus tell me abut this n i m giving a try
You: Did someone else login through ur system?
You: last time?

Silence.........The Stranger 3 ran off :( (I believe that he must have been searching for the last person who used his computer)


I was beginning to enjoy the chats with the strangers and it was time to take it to the next level.

Slowly strangers became my late night food and I got hooked from around 10:30 pm to about 3 am the next day.

So came Stranger 4

Stranger: hi, asl?
You: why are you asking again?
You: I got reconnected to you using ur ip address
You: Found out a technical glitch on omegle from a cracking chat room
Stranger: sure you did
Stranger: if we have met before, whats your asl?
You: LOL
You: You are having doubts
You: will send you a code
You: run it on your browser
You: ok?
You: what say?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: send me the code
You: whats ur OS?
You: but i cant gurantee that it will not crash ur system the first time u run it
Stranger: lol
You: say ur OS
Stranger: and that is?
You: "src=http************* ********** *********** ***********" { run= count 0,
You: run this on ur browser

No sooner had I entered this stupid random character codes, the Stranger 4 disconnected. Can't all those strangers see through a practical joke? :(


I continued....There wasn't a dearth of strangers queuing up to chat with me :)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: Dear User, Currently Omegle's service is unavailable to you as 13 users have reported you for using objectionable content.
You may please click on the 'Disconnect'option.
All arbitrations will be under the Court of New York
Stranger: ?
You: Invalid input
Stranger: invalid input ?
Stranger: from ?
You: IP address 128.0.45.23 breached the number of objectionable words usage
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Around 26 strangers disconnected with me after I send "Dear User......" another 12 who ventured onto ask questions like "asl" went off after seeing the Invalid input message :D. That IP address was just made up and the stranger, well didn't know his :D

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nigger
You: Hey my PC shows ur pc is infected with 467 viruses or worms
Stranger: Really?/
Stranger: How do I get rid of them?
You: Start>Run
You: Type fixbugsall.exe
Stranger: okay
You: or try running ustubugspid.exe
Stranger: okay
You: Did it work?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: Does your pc still say I'm infected?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: Should I delete system 32?
You: and of the 467, about 86 are spread through internet
You: try doing that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The above chat is one of my favourites ;) Did he really delete System 32? ;)



I am a hacker now :)


Stranger: hey
You: Are you in Zimbawe?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: My IP address viewer says you are from there
You: are you a hacker?
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: no
You: Well I am one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The below stranger tried showing some smartness but little did he know that he was to be outsmarted :D

You: Is your IP address 134.56.9.132?
Stranger: неа
You: right or wrong?
Stranger: no
You: I would be typing in your notepad if its true
You: then what is it?
Stranger: мозга мне не еби
You: ok got it
You: Mind if I hacked onto ur system?
Stranger: )))))))))))
You: Just for skill testing sake

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The next stranger was in two minds,

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Where u frm?
Stranger: romania
You: I am currently flying over the atlantic
Stranger: i could sware that you will be asking me that
Stranger: :)
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so you are in a plane right now
You: No Hot air balloon actually
You: I am a hacker by hobby
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: that should be fun!
Stranger: great
You: And I got ur IP address
You: Itt took me one whole min
You: Thanks
Stranger: better than ;)
Stranger: np
Stranger: :))
You: Dont switch off you pc or u might lose data
Stranger: great
Stranger: :)
Stranger: if you are just hacking and playing
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i will go
Stranger: have fun!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I tried to sound like Chinese, but whenever I said that I am from China, all the strangers disconnected. Are the Chinese not welcome anywhere?

Stranger: hi
You: heeya
Stranger: asl
You: ek do teen
Stranger: ?
You: cheenies
You: U?

Cheenies=chinese in chinese


I was getting bored of fooling all these strangers so I decided to be truthful and this is what I got

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello\
You: Hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: m..


Whenever I said "m" all the strangers ran off, I doubt that whether "m" is the most scariest of the all English alphabets? :-?


PS: I had only 3 good chats with Strangers, 2 from US and one from Finland. 2 m and 1 f :D

PPS: Beware all those "You"s the "Stranger" that you are talking to will not be me :P